The Elders at my church are so so boring. Yep. I said it. They are flat-out yawn-your-face-off ordinary. ZZZzzzzZZZzzzzZzZzZz.
Well that was a short-lived tenure at NECC for me wasn’t it? One month and I spilled the beans on the Elders already. I probably could’ve at least tried to hang around a year or two. But us young whipper-snappers are always stirring the pot… we just can’t keep our BIG mouths shut. And the next thing you know, we are in a whole slew of trouble. But such is the epic quest for edginess and relevance.
So while I repack my desk (which fortunately still isn’t unpacked) and call the movers to come back, let me explain to you the main reason why I know our Elders are boring. You ready?
They are boring because they are supposed to be.